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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Kick Me Baby One More Time

Having been inspired by the #1 Mother of the Year, I decided to follow in Britney's redneck footsteps and appear naked on the cover of a high profile fashion magazine! What do you think?
When this photo was released last week, I just could not resist! And with a little graphics help from my cousin and his friend (not to mention a lot of laughs), I too can be a famous naked person on the cover of a magazine.
If nothing else, Mrs. Spears-Federline has taught this mom-to-be a few very important lessons...
1.) NEVER pose nude on the cover of a high profile fashion magazine. Why you ask? Because no one, other than your husband, really wants to look at that!

2.) Driving a car while holding a baby on your lap is bad!

And finally...
3.) When pregnant it is important to know when your baby is due. When asked about her pregnancy during her recent Dateline interview Spears replies...
Lauer: How far along are you?
Spears: I don't know. I think six to seven months.
Lauer: So you're due in September?
Spears: Uh-huh (affirms).

What???

Now back to reality. The baby has been kicking up a storm lately. I am fascinated by this. Not only can I feel the kicks but others are able to feel them as well. Todd was the first to feel it...on Father's Day in fact! My mom was able to feel it recently also. We spent the weekend in Milwaukee, visiting my Aunt and her family. They will be moving soon to California and I will not see them again until after the baby is born. I really wanted my Aunt Sue to be able to feel the baby at least once while we were there. On the last day of our visit she got to feel a few kicks of her own! It is all very exciting!

I am also able to see my stomach move a little when the baby gets going. I spend a great deal of time just staring at my stomach, watching it move. I am easily entertained!
That is all for now. Time to start working on the nursery!

3 comments:

Mindy said...

that is friggin hilarious! i think i'll look at your blog everyday just to get some laughs. :-) thank you for that! can't wait to see you pregnant!

Mindy said...

Wow, in all those years we lived together, I never saw you look that good!

Wormie said...

OMG Jess! That is amazing! Brian and laughed our butts off!!! You are one sexy mommy!!!

It must be so wonderful to feel that baby kick!

Love you!